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It's official... cosmic smog is coming our way! This deadly gas from space could engulf the city by the weekend... and scientists remain powerless. But where does the gas come from? Why is it a strange reddy-blue color? And how can it be stopped? This issue we ask a panel of leading experts these questions... and others that really matter.

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CHECKLIST
Here's the telltale warning signs to look out for....
(1) The sky becomes red, purple or a strange green.
(2) People run around screaming in terror.
(3) Everyone leaves town for the country.
(4) Nobody comes to your birthday party.
(5) You can't shift that gunk from the car windshield.
(6) Big Luigi (The Best Pizza in Town) runs out of Pizza.
(7) And other things too horrible to mention here.

What Could Happen?
Here is our artists impression of what COULD happen if a small boy was caught in a cosmic smog cloud while eating junk food. Leading experts at S.E.R.I.F. (Smog Eradication Reduction and Information Force) have theorized that an unusual reaction between the chemicals naturally occuring in burgers, fries and cola and a particularly dense cosmic smog may have potentially catastrophic results. S.E.R.I.F. also say that a diet of pizza may help protect citizens from the deadly smog although, as S.E.R.I.F. is sponsored by Big Luigi's Pizza (The Best Pizza in Town), we don't believe a word of it.